Ole Grandpa Kilgore
|Legend has it, that at the turn of the century, ole grandpa Kilgore was
tending to his still one hot summer day and of course he had his rifle. Grandpa
Kilgore, noticed something that he'd never ever seen before.
Muching on a sack of hops, was the biggest damned grasshopper he'd ever seen! Grandpa grabbed his trusty rifle and took a shot. Being a dead-eye, grandpa shot the bastard dead the first time.
All the townfolk came to see what granpa had got. They were so amazed at the creature that they suggested that grandpa have a cook-out.
Grandma Kilgore's Whoopass Recipe
~soon to come~